Quotes from Essence Atkins movies and TV shows

Big Dee Dee Thorne: Well, since no-one has offered to buy me a drink, I guess I'll buy my own. Now I know how Phyllis feels.

Phyllis Thorne: Oh, what a day! I've never had to dry so many tears.
Big Dee Dee Thorne: You poor dear. Were you trying on bathing suits again?

Kisha: There are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm.

Malcolm: You made a deal with the devil for a pair of shoes?
Kisha: Not shoes, Malcolm! Louboutins, okay?

Kisha: I'm a scary ghost.