Quotes from Ernie Reyes Sr. movies and TV shows

Adam: I see you leading thousands victoriously into battle.
Zatch: Really?
Adam: What's this? You're wearing a dress.
Zatch: What's this?
Adam: Psych.

Zatch: They have taken him.
Adam: Woah! How'd he do that?
Iggy: Like this: They have taken him.