Evelyn: You look like shit, but at least you're standing up, so that's an improvement.
Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things - S1-E4
Daenerys Targaryen: If you ever lay a hand on me again, it'll be the last time you have hands.
Lou Clark: I don't do much, okay. I go to work and I go to home and that's it.
Will Traynor: Wow, your life is even duller than mine.
Lou Clark: Why am I here for?
Nathan: To cheer him up I guess.
Will Traynor: Interesting choice of footwear.
Lou Clark: Patrick says they make me look like a leprechaun drag queen.
Will Traynor: He was being nice.
Lou Clark: I know we can do this. I know it's not how you would have chosen it, but I know I can make you happy. And all I can say in that you make me... you make me into someone I couldn't even imagine. You make me happy, even when you're awful, I would rather be with you - even the you that you seem to think is diminished - than with anyone else in the world.
Camilla Traynor: We are talking about complete loss of the legs and very limited use of the arms and the hands. Would that bother you?
Lou Clark: Not as much as it bothers him.
Will Traynor: First kiss I ever had was on that rampart.
Lou Clark: Probably didn't hurt that you owned the castle.
Will Traynor: Ah, maybe I should've told her. She dumped me a week later for a boy who worked at a local shop.
Lou Clark: What do you usually do?
Will Traynor: I don't do anything Miss. Clarke, I sit and just about exist.
Lou Clark: He hates me, every time I speak he looks at me like I'm stupid.
Lou Clark: Right, Will, you better not move until I clean that up because I've got no idea what I'd do if you pop a tyre.
Patrick: You really expect me to sit while you swan off with another man on a honeymoon?
Lou Clark: His other caregiver is coming, too.
Patrick: Oh, two guys! Oh well, well, that's all right then.
Will Traynor: You don't get it Clark. I want to be in Paris as me. The old me. With pretty French girls giving me the eye.
Lou Clark: Could be something to look forward to.
Will Traynor: If I shut my eyes now, I know exactly how it feels to be in that little square. I remember every sensation. I don't want those memories erased by the stuggle to fit behind a table, the taxi drivers who refuse to take me, and my wheelchair power pack that won't charge in a French socket.
Patrick: I bought your parents cinema tickets and graddad's in his room asleep, I think.
Lou Clark: You bribed my parents and jailed my granddad, good.
Lou Clark: You know what Sharon, you can stick your premier badge right up your relaxed dining area.
Will Traynor: You're insane. Your whole family is insane. And you're a godawful singer. I hope your dad was better.
Lou Clark: I think, what you mean to say is "thank you, Miss Clark, for attempting to entertain me."
Mary Rawlinson: Ah, yes. Young Will. He was her chance, you know. The only one of that lot that was worth a damn. Terrible shame.
Lou Clark: Well, he's not dead.
Mary Rawlinson: No. I meant for her, not him.
Qi'Ra: You look good. A little rough around the edges, but good.
