Marcus: You can order anything you want so long as it's not what?
Simon Baines: Champagne.
Barmaid: What'll it be?
Marcus: Let me get a vodka tonic and a beer, please.
Simon Baines: I'd like to buy your most expensive bottle of champagne.
Marcus: Dumbass.
Quotes from Desmond Askew movies and TV shows
Finn: Christ, I'd do anything for a pint. I'd lick the sweat off a monkey's balls.
Finn: And you know what? I did want to come to Brazil. Why? Because I like girls. And I like beaches and drinking. And when they say "Come to Brazil," they say "Come to Brazil! We've got girls and beaches and drinking!" What they do not say, what they completely neglect to mention is anything about being chased into the jungle by an angry fuckin' mob which is not my idea of a fun vacation at all.