Erin Grant: Well, up until 8 weeks ago, I worked for the FBI Miami... secretary... until I got fired for having a defective husband.
Malcolm Moldowsky: I am the Congressman's right hand.
Erin Grant: You must be a very busy man.
Shad: You talk to her?
Erin Grant: Darrell's phone's disconnected. I think he moved again.
Shad: You know, I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white ass up.
Erin Grant: I know you would, and that's really thoughtful, but I don't think it would help my case in court if I had him attacked.
Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know how much I love you. I even sent my man Erb to collect your lint.
Erin Grant: My lint?
Congressman David Dilbeck: Fresh, hot lint.
Erin Grant: And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint?
Congressman David Dilbeck: Well, I'm afraid I made love to it.
Elisabeth Sparkle: You have to.
Sue: CONTROL YOURSELF!
Oliver: Hey, Sue! How have you been, I've missed you.
Elisabeth Sparkle: FUCK OFF!
Elisabeth Sparkle: There's been a slight misuse of the Substance.
