Quotes from Dawn French movies and TV shows

Geraldine: Well, here's to love and marriage, which go together like a horse and carriage, according to Cole Porter, who should know, he was gay.

Geraldine: You were expecting a bloke. Beard, bible, bad breath?
David: Yes, that sort of thing.
Geraldine: Yeah...and instead you got a babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom.
David: So I see.