Lt. Horatio Caine: You're evil, you enjoy death, and I hope you enjoy your own.
Quotes from David Caruso movies and TV shows
Lt. Horatio Caine: There's no such thing as a secret in Miami, Detective. Only useful information.
David Corelli: Cristal, Baluga, Wolfgang Puck... it's a fuckhouse.
Matt Gavin: There's only three fun things in life, paisà : money, sex and power.
David Corelli: Two out of three's not bad.
David Corelli: Where did she go?
Matt Gavin: LA, just for a couple of days.
David Corelli: Think she's coming back?
Matt Gavin: Maybe when we get a divorce, you can marry her.
David Corelli: Cool.
Matt Gavin: She said you were a terrible lover.
David Corelli: She lies to protect your frail ego.
Matt Gavin: She said that's why she chose me.
David Corelli: Everybody make mistakes.
Dennis Gilley: I heard a rumor about you.
Frank White: What's that?
Dennis Gilley: I heard you got aids getting dicked up your ass in prison. That's what I heard.
Frank White: I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead.
Phil: Look, you know what, can I ask you a quick question?
Security Guard: Yeah, sure.
Phil: Um, when was the hospital actually closed?
Security Guard: '85.
Phil: '85. Yeah, because, you know, I'm curious, because, you know, they got you, and you got the fire-arm on, and it's not like people are trying to get out, right?
Security Guard: No. No, not out - in.
Phil: In?
Gordon: I hit Wendy.
Phil: What?
Gordon: It was Friday night. I wanted to celebrate gettin' this job. I had the flowers, I had the champagne. I went into the kitchen. She was cookin' pasta. I wanted to kiss her. She turned around and before I knew it, there was a pot of boiling water all over my leg. And I don't know if it was the dog barkin', I don't know if it was Emma cryin', but I slapped her. I hit my wife. I love my wife. It was an accident. But I slapped her for it.
Gordon: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Phil: You mean aside from coming to work for you?.. Well, I would have to say introducing Hank to Amy. That was pretty fucking stupid. I'd like to have that one back.
Phil: He was a liability. I mean, he brought it on himself... Didn't he? I mean, it's typical. Typical Henry: The wrong place, at the wrong time.
Gordon: You did this?
Phil: Gordon! I need you to wake up, and take a really, really good look at him... You know what I wouldn't do? I wouldn't tell anybody about this, because if they find out about Hank, they're going to find out about the others.
Phil: We'll take the tunnels. They're safer.
Jeff: "Safer"?
Phil: It says here that 19 were committed due to disappointed expectations, Hank, they're talkin' about you.