Mindy: So... The Master, where are you from?
The Master: Hell.
Mindy: Oh! Well what brought you to L.A. a job?
Quotes from David Carradine movies and TV shows
Woody Guthrie: This land is your land/This land is my land/From California to the New York Island/From the Redwood forests to the Gulf Stream waters/This land was made for you and me.
Harold: Is it true that with your new mechanical arm you can shift gears in less than a twentieth of a second? Would you care to comment on that?
Frankenstein: No.
Harold: How do you feel about going into the race with a navigator you've never met?
Grace Pander: You'll love Annie. She's a red-hot sexpot.
Frankenstein: She'd better be a red-hot navigator.
Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real c**t.
Rawley Wilkes: Welcome to my hacienda, Mr. McQuade. How nice of you to pay a social visit.
Rawley Wilkes: I understand you're very good with your hands and feet.
Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.