Quotes from Dave Bautista movies and TV shows

Rocket Raccoon: Metaphors go over his head.
Drax the Destroyer: NOTHING goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

Rocket Raccoon: I don't think you even have a plan.
Peter Quill: I have part of a plan.
Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan do you have?
Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!
Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!
Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!
Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!
Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...

Drax: Where did you learn to do that?
Peter Quill: I'm pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot."

Drax the Destroyer: I like your knife, I'm keeping it.
Moloka Dar: That was my favorite knife.

Drax the Destroyer: I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends. You, Quill, are my friend.
Peter Quill: Thanks.
Drax the Destroyer: This dumb tree is also my friend.
[Groot grunts.]
Drax the Destroyer: And this green whore is also...
Gamora: Oh, you must stop!

Peter Quill: She betrayed Ronan, he's coming for her. That's when you...[draws his finger across his throat].
Drax the Destroyer: Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?
Peter Quill: No, that's the symbol for slicing his throat.
Drax the Destroyer: I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.

Drax: We'll kill anyone who gets in our way.
Peter Quill: No, not kill anyone.
Drax: Kill a few people.
Peter Quill: Kill no people.
Drax: Kill one guy. One stupid guy who no-one loves.
Peter Quill: Now you're just making it sad.

Drax: Mantis, you asshole!

Leonard: Wen, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to change the channel for a little bit, okay?
Andrew: Go fuck yourself, Mister Rogers.

Vic: You saved my ass, kid. You've got brass balls.
Stu: Don't talk about my balls.
Vic: It's me and you.
Stu: Leave my balls out of it.
Vic: We're a team, buddy. (01:13:18)

Stu: Everyone cries. It's good for you.
Vic: I don't cry. Pico doesn't cry.
Stu: You cried when you were a baby.
Vic: Nope. Never.
Stu: You don't remember that.
Vic: I remember my birth. (00:39:26)

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Vic: Hey, this is serious. I'm close to Tedjo.
Nicole: Yeah. You're always close to something except for the people who actually need you. (00:54:43)

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Vic: Oh this is your other horrible job? I came here once to buy some fishing gear. Clerk was a real dick... I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control.
Stu: Yeah that was probably my boss. He's... the second worst guy I've ever met.
Vic: Who's the first?
Stu: I'll give you a hint. It's you. (00:56:20)

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Stu: See? Didn't that feel good? You asked for help and the sky didn't fall. [Thunder crackles and it starts to rain.] That's - that's technically not the sky. That's the sky's tears. It's tears of joy 'cause the sky is proud of you.
Vic: Please, shut up. (01:06:38)

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Vic: It's a baby gun. It allows you to fire it while crying.

Stu: You know, generally people who don't want conversation hop in the back. If you sit shotgun, it's sort of code that you're D-T-T... Down-To-Talk.
Vic: I'm more, D-T-shut-the-fuck-up. (00:18:30)

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Thug: I called in a few colleagues.
Vic: How cute. The rest of Cobra Kai. (00:44:15)

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