Quotes from Daran Norris movies and TV shows

Cosmo: What's wrong with being naked in public?

Wanda: Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one.
Cosmo: Or do what I did. Pick neither.

Cosmo: If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot.
Timmy Turner: And this would be news to her how?

Cosmo: I don't get it. If you're not married to her, why is she trying to kill you?

Cosmo: Oh, relax, Timmy. She'll probably stop laughing when that alien flower you gave her eats her heart out at midnight.

Wanda: Awwwww, Goat Love.
Cosmo: They say it's the most honest love around.

Cosmo: Now will you hold me?

Wanda: You made your dad cry.
Cosmo: Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that.

Timmy Turner: I'm big, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood.
Cosmo: Just like The IRS.

Cosmo: Don't forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies.

Timmy Turner: Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want.
Cosmo: So can I, I'm just polite.

Cosmo: That's what got me on probation.

Cosmo: Apparently, another thing I'm chock-full of is not knowing stuff.