Belle: I never thanked you for saving my life.
Beast: Well, I never thanked you for not leaving me to be eaten by wolves.
Trapper: Just try not to swallow your tongue.
Bernie Hayes: What?
David: You did the right thing. I don't blame you.
David: I'm a soldier, man. I like guns.
David: Those kids at school, are they bigger than you?
Luke Peterson: Yeah.
David: Then bring a knife to school. If they take it off you and beat you up, you go around their houses at night and burn them down with their families inside. What's the worst they can do?
Luke Peterson: Yeah... Umm... Okay.
David: Do you want advice, Luke?
Luke Peterson: Sure.
David: Never let anyone pick on you.
David: Otherwise, you'll carry it with you the rest of your life.
Sir Lancelot: Sir Lancelot, at your service.
Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America.
Sir Lancelot: I have no idea what that means.
Sir Lancelot: You always put the monkey in charge?
Larry Daley: Oh, he's not in charge, we're just following him.
Sir Lancelot: That's what being in charge means.
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