Quotes from Courtney Thorne-Smith movies and TV shows

Cheryl: Jim, are you listening to yourself?
Jim: Yes I am, Cheryl. I am a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time.

Kyle: I want a sponge bath, from a nurse.
Cheryl: What?
Kyle: Uncle Andy says they're the best.
Jim: I think sometimes Andy forgets that Kyle's in the back seat.

Jim: You don't even know me any more! I think we should have more sex.
Cheryl: Why?
Jim: Why not?

Cheryl: Jim, there's a lot of culture in this city. We should take advantage of it.
Jim: What? I take you to the zoo.

Georgia Thomas: Well, by all means let's hear your opinion, Richard.
Richard Fish: Simple. Men and women. Friction.
Georgia Thomas: That's it? Friction?
Richard Fish: Friction, friction, friction, orgasm. Fishism.