Quotes from Christopher Morris movies and TV shows

Christopher Morris: You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.

Christopher Morris: Your comments are in and they've been described as "tedious, boring and stultifyingly ill-informed." So thanks for that.

Christopher Morris: You haven't got a clue have you? But you will do, if you watch for thirty minutes.

Christopher Morris: Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't.

Christopher Morris: Those are the headlines. Happy, now?

Christopher Morris: And since we recorded that report, everyone featured in it has lost their hair.

Christopher Morris: Fact me 'til I fart.

Christopher Morris: Where now for Man Raised By Puffins?