Quotes from Chris Hemsworth movies and TV shows

Captain Mitch Nelson: Eddy ya OK? Eddy?

Thor: Loki is a prisoner.
Nick Fury: Then why do I feel like he is the only person on this boat who wants to be here?

Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Captain America: So, Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard nor any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth, in return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Captain America: An army, from outer space.

Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Tony Stark: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Tony Stark: Falling in line's not really my style.
Steve Rogers: You're all about style, aren't you?
Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny.

Iron Man: You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron: If I have to.
Thor: We don't have to break anything.
Ultron: Clearly, you've never made an omelette.

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Ultron: You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin, and long as there is life in my breast...I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Vision sucker punches Ultron with Thor's hammer.]
Vision: It's terribly well-balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.

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Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands.] Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... Wounded screams... Mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and...gout.

Rocket Raccoon: You speak Groot?
Thor: They taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.

Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is.
Thor: Well, he has never fought me.
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, he has.
Thor: He has never fought me twice.

Steve Rogers: New haircut?
Thor: Looks like you've copied my beard.

Thor: There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers.
Peter Quill: The Avengers?
Thor: The Earth's mightiest heroes.
Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor: He may be on the team, I don't know.

Thor: You really are the worst brother.
Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian!
Loki: Well for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another thing...we have a Hulk.

Eitri: You're about to take the full power of a star. It will kill you.
Thor: Only if I die.
Eitri: That's what...killing you means.

Thor: Something is very wrong.

Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

Thor: The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest among you.
Rocket: Rabbit?

Eitri: You're about to take the full power of a star. It will kill you.
Thor: Only if I die.

Chen Lien: I'm sorry for what happened to you.
Nicholas Hathaway: Well, don't be. I'm not fishing for sympathy, here. I did the crime, I'm doing the time. Time isn't doing me.
Chen Lien: What's that mean?
Nicholas Hathaway: I do my own time, not the institution's. See, to hold on to who you are in there, you dedicate yourself to your program. You work out on your body and your mind.