Quotes from Charlie Schlatter movies and TV shows

Batman: You got dressed fast.
Robin: Well I've just started sleeping in the costume now.

Superman: Yeah, sorry, I wanted to be there for your award. Ah, oh... I mean uh, Bruce Wayne's award.
Robin: Me too. Kids weren't invited.

Robin: I can't go anywhere without making a mess!

Superman: So, saw you put a big hole in the theater.
Batman: I'll get it repaired.
Superman: I already did that. Also, I put your boat back in the water.
Robin: Hey, thanks!
Batman: Yeah, thanks.
Superman: You know, you should really try not to make such a mess while you're fighting crime.