Quotes from Cassi Davis movies and TV shows

Madea: Do you know what I had to do when I was little to get candy?
Aunt Bam: What'd you have to do, Madea?
Madea: I had to give up candy to get candy, that's what I had to do.

Aunt Bam: Madea, what is a Ho-01K?
Madea: That's for hoes. That's for all those women that never ever could pay taxes because they got their money illegally, so you put it all to the side. It's not a 401K, it's a Ho-01K. That's what I got from back in the day when I was stripping.

Aunt Bam: Let's sing the baby a nursery rhyme... "Row row row your hoe, up and down the street, merrily merrily merrily, she's just a piece of meat."