Quotes from Carlos Alazraqui movies and TV shows

Juniper Lee: Tell Ray-Ray to shut up.
Monroe: Can I bite him as well? It'd be a matter of personal pride to me.

Rocko: Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum.
Heffer: I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town.

Rocko: Hef, where did you get a motorcycle?
Heffer: I saved my snack money for a whole week.

French Guy: Ahhh, this is no problem. She's at the Eiffel Tower.
Rocko: Really?
French Guy: Sure! All cheesy love stories end there.

Rocko: Excuse me, sir. But garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet.

Rocko: If this marriage is going to break up our friendship, I'd rather be deported.

Rocko: Don't worry, Heff, we can still have a nice Thanksgiving. I bought us a nice big vegetarian turkey. It'll be delicious.
Heffer: No, it's not the same.

Heffer: Hey, Rocko. Which is funnier, bananas or cheese?
Rocko: Cheese, Hef. Definitely cheese.

Rocko: I'm not a dog, I'm a wallaby.
Dog Catcher: A wallaby?
Rocko: Yeah. It's like a kangaroo, only smaller.
Dog Catcher: You made that up.