Quotes from Briana Evigan movies and TV shows

Pastor John: I used to be like you.
Corey: What, you had a training bra?
Pastor John: Not exactly. When I was your age, I experienced things that made me feel like God didn't exist. Maybe you've experienced something like that too.
Sam: You don't know anything about me.
Pastor John: I can see that you're in pain.
Sam: I'm alive.
Pastor John: Is that how you see life?
Sam: Till farts taste like cherries, yeah.
Corey: What do you think God's farts taste like?
Sam: Marshmallow Peeps.

Chase Collins: Andie... Come 'ere.
Andie: You should really wait your turn... ooooh.
Chase Collins: Couldn't.
Andie: I didn't know you could Salsa?
Chase Collins: There's a lot you don't know about me, Andie.
Andie: Which is surprising, considering how much you talk about yourself.
Chase Collins: Ooooh.

Andie: Ow! Pointing hurts.
Blake Collins: Yeah, it's supposed to.