Quotes from Brian Blessed movies and TV shows

Professor Porter: Looks like a man but walks like an ape. He could be the missing link.
Clayton: Or our link to the gorillas.

Clayton: Ah, yes. I remember you. I think this one would be better off stuffed.

Clayton: If I can teach a parrot to sing "God Save the Queen," I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.

Clayton: Hiding, are we? Good! I could use a challenge, because after hunting you, gathering up your little ape family will be all too easy.

Clayton: Sorry for the rude welcome, but I couldn't have you making a scene when we put your furry friends in their cages.
Tarzan: Why?
Clayton: Why? For 300 pounds sterling a head. Actually, I have you to thank, old boy. Couldn't have done it without you.

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