Quotes from Bret McKenzie movies and TV shows

Bret: Has your suit snugged up a bit?
Jemaine: In certain areas, yes. In certain other areas, yes.

Jemaine: There is only one kind of dance: the Robot.
Bret: And the Robo Boogie.
Jemaine: Oh, yes. Two kinds of dances.

Dave: Women love that sensitive nautical shit.
Bret: Really?
Dave: Yeah. Haven't you ever seen Watership Down?

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