Quotes from Bobcat Goldthwait movies and TV shows

Carl Hefler: Cause I'm a black man in a white man's world.
Det. Nyswander: Uhh, Mr. Hefler, you're caucasian.
Carl Hefler: Beautiful! Throw that in my face, too!

Zed: People just don't understand me.
Laura: Maybe if you talk slower...
Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I have to worry about my diction too?