Quotes from Bill Thornbury movies and TV shows

Mike: I know you're not going to believe this, but these things were here, right in the garage, and they were going to get me.
Jody: Aww, give me a break, would you?
Mike: They were jumping on the car and making these weird sounds.
Jody: You're sure it wasn't that retarded kid, Timmy, up the street?
Mike: No, it was the same thing that chased me last night.

Jody: What's out there?
Mike: I don't know. It was little, brown and low to the ground.
Jody: Ahh, it was probably just a gopher in heat.

Jody: I just don't get off on funerals, man. They give me the creeps.

Reg: Jody, what the hell are you doing here? You're dead.
Jody: So what else is new?