Quotes from Bill Farmer movies and TV shows

Max: Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
Goofy: 'Cause, I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.

Max: Dad... listen, about my directions... will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something, Dad.
Goofy: Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
Max: Forget it.

Goofy: You look just like I did at your age.
Max: Please don't say that, Dad.

Max: Hey, the car.
Goofy: What? Now you want to drive too?
Max: No, Dad! The car! Look.
Goofy: The car? What did you do now, Max?
Max: I didn't do anything, Dad! I only touched it.

Goofy: You're doing the right thing, son.
Max: I know, but she'll probably never talk to me again.
Goofy: Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not the one for you.
Max: That's what I'm afraid of.

Max: Dad, it's Big Foot.
Goofy: Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot, uh, you're out of focus.

Goofy: Came to see if you had any dirty clothes.
Max: There they are. Help yourself.
Goofy: Max, I thought we talked about this.
Max: Sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
Goofy: What's the big rush?
Max: I'm running late.
Goofy: I can drive you to school on my way to work.
Max: Oh, no thanks. I need the exercise.

Goofy: You locked it.
Max: I locked it? It's your door! You locked it.
Goofy: Well, you distracted me.

Goofy: Come on, Maxie, let's get this show on the road.
Max: Um, just a minute you... Party... Animal... You.

Goofy: You really had him fooled, Pete.
Max: Me? You jumped out of your skin.
Goofy: Uh-uh! I was just pretending for your sake.
Max: Oh, right! Sure.