Episode #1.7 - S1-E7
DI Richard Poole: Everyone had a motive.
Neville : Ahem, you missed someone.
DI Richard Poole: No.
Neville: Me!
DI Richard Poole: Well, you didn't do it...
Neville: Could have!
DI Richard Poole: Really? What was your motive?
Neville: He owed me money?
DI Richard Poole: Did he?
Neville: No.
[DI Richard Poole sighs, shakes his head and moves on]. (00:46:05)
Episode #2.2 - S2-E2
Officer Dwayne Myers: Not long after, she joined the convent. You think she can be happy?
DS Camille Bordey: You mean, without you?
DI Richard Poole: Dwayne, she married Christ. You could never compete - not with the miracles and the father-in-law.
Officer Dwayne Myers: Ah, but does He have my killer smile? (00:16:00)
Episode #2.4 - S2-E4
DI Richard Poole: One caught in an explosion, the other one shot dead. I hope they haven't wasted any money on the lottery. (00:09:00)
Episode #2.5 - S2-E5
DI Richard Poole: You know, my Grandparents had a dog called Laddie. Irish setter. You know, he was probably my best friend, you know, growing up. And when I was 11, he was he was hit by a milk...well, it wasn't a milk float, it was a milk van...Anyway, the point the point I'm trying to make is that...Look, it was very difficult for me, you know. And I was upset for weeks, months even.
DS Camille Bordey: Sir, Aimee was my friend, not a pet. That's different.
DI Richard Poole: No, no, of course, I was, I mean, that was just sort of just trying to show you I understand and can be supportive.
DS Camille Bordey: Yeah, well, you don't really seem to have any friends, so I'm not sure how you could possibly understand.
DI Richard Poole: He was a very clever dog, you know, he could do tricks.
DS Camille Bordey: Please, don't support me any more.
DI Richard Poole: No. Sorry. (00:10:30)
Episode #2.5 - S2-E5
Officer Dwayne Myers: Hold on, Chief. Commissioner...
DI Richard Poole: ...wants us to focus on the bootleggers, but he'll have to wait. He's probably busy anyway, tucking into some lobster...or swallowing down an over-priced bottle of plonk...
Commissioner Selwyn Patterson: Or standing behind you.
DI Richard Poole: ...Or standing behind me. And as a gentleman and a scholar, able to take a joke in the spirit that it was intended.
Commissioner Selwyn Patterson: I'd happily take anything if you've some progress on my bootleggers. (00:17:30)
Episode #2.8 - S2-E8
Officer Dwayne Myers: Chief, will you take off your detective head? You're amongst friends now!
DI Richard Poole: If I find out that you broke into that post office...!
Officer Dwayne Myers: Don't worry...You won't find out. (00:42:40)
Episode #1.4 - S1-E4
DS Camille Bordey: Mm-hm. You'd like her to be innocent so you can run barefoot across the sand and make wild love in the surf.
DI Richard Poole: Not only is that inaccurate, Camille, it's also childish, fanciful and unhygienic. (00:06:10)
Episode #1.4 - S1-E4
DI Richard Poole: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of seafood, if I'm honest. Most of it has eyes. A bit disconcerting to eat something while it's staring back at you. (00:20:25)
Paige: Do you think the people are gonna mind if I'm going to be their queen and all I've seen is the airport?
Soren: No.