Quotes from Ben Chaplin movies and TV shows

Nadia: My name is Sophia.
John: Sophia. Hello, Sophia. Mine's still John.
Nadia: Hello, John.

Sophia: If you just wanted sex, go to a prostitute.
John: Well, as it turns out, I did.

Nadia: You can't hurt me more than I'm hurt already.
John: Well, Nadia, if it's all the same to you, I'd like to give it a bash.

Abby: What are we discussing?
Brian: Well there's the issue of Hank, who's in a terrible state without you.

Abby: You forgot to say I love you because you're beautiful.
Brian: No, I didn't. I mean, she is. But that's not why I love her.

Brian: You're dumb and beautiful, and you're smart and - I gotta go.
Dr. Abby Barnes: Brian! Oh.

Dr. Abby Barnes: How's it going?
Brian: Yeah, well, he snores, which was a problem, um, but we solved it.
Dr. Abby Barnes: How'd you do that?
Brian: Well, he slept on my face and I couldn't hear him any more.

Brian: Who are you? What is this? Is this some kind of weird game you two play for kicks, you take some guy and see how much you can screw him up.
Abby: No, it was a mistake.

Abby: OK. So say you meet one of these no sparks women, and you really take the time to get to know her and then you become intellectually stimulated by her. You just really enjoy her personality, thereby igniting all your lust and passion. Have you ever thought about that?
Brian: Are you going to eat that?