Quotes from Barbara Harris movies and TV shows

Mrs. Andrews: Too late, Miss. Gibbons, I've already seen your action.

Mrs. Andrews: Annabel, how do you like yourself?
Annabel: I'm not sure yet.
Mrs. Andrews: Annabel, about your hair, I swear they only took off an inch and a half. And I bought you a new outfit, but you don't have to wear it. your teeth! Don't you like your teeth now?
Annabel: Mom, I'm not talking about how I look, I'm talking about how I am. I'm a lot smarter than I realised I am, and a lot dumber too.

Mrs. Andrews: Honestly, Bill, that child hasn't got a clue about my life, not a single clue.

Mrs. Andrews: You know, Borris, I do believe this is the first time you've ever gotten a chance to see our lovely, lovely home... it's simple, but elegant.

Murray: You didn't answer my question. Would you like to visit the Empire State Building?
Sandra: No, not really.
Murray: Well, then how about the zoo?
Sandra: Not just now.
Murray: Well, then will you marry me?
Sandra: What?
Murray: Just a bit of shock treatment there. I have found after long experience that it's the quickest way to get a woman's attention when her mind wanders. Always works.

Sandra: Well, Murray, um, to sort of return to reality for a moment.
Murray: I'll only go as a tourist.