Quotes from Aziz Ansari movies and TV shows

Mub: What's going on, baby girl?
Mary Katherine: Talking snails.
Mub: Actually, he's a snail. I'm a sluuuug. No shell over here, baby. It just slows me down.

Nod: Can't you go a little faster?
Mub: It's kinda hard with you pulling on my brain.