Quotes from Ashley Olsen movies and TV shows

Alex: Everyone knows you can't have your cake and eat it too.

Amanda Lemmon: This orphan stuff is like growing up in the dog-pound. Everybody wants a puppy.

Alyssa Callaway: How was the party?
Amanda Lemmon: Well, the good news is, Clarice is gone.
Alyssa Callaway: You did it.
Amanda Lemmon: The bad news is, she'll be back in a week.
Alyssa Callaway: Oh, you didn't.

Amanda Lemmon: All this money and these people eat slugs?

Jane Ryan: What are you doing? Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.