Quotes from Anthony Rapp movies and TV shows

Daryl: Don't touch it! It could get infected, Jesus! He could get anything - Tetanus, rabies, scabies, emphysema.

Daryl: This is weird.
Chris: You're weird.
Daryl: Hahahahaha.

Daryl: Brad, you wouldn't believe what that girl would do for twenty bucks.

College Girl: I'm so lonely.
Daryl: How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?
College Girl: That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me.
Daryl: Really?
College Girl: Wanna go to bed?

Chris: Now boys, if either of you give me any grief I swear to God I'll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed.
Daryl: Raped?
Chris: I'm too old for this crap.

Daryl: You gotta be shitting me.
Chris: Watch your mouth.
Daryl: Watch my mouth? You gotta be shitting me.

Daryl: Did you steal all of these cars?
Joe Gipp: Yeah. It gets me some good money.
Daryl: Isn't it kind of dangerous?
Joe Gipp: Hey, I like danger, all right?
Chris: You should try babysitting.

Brad: Daryl, why are you hugging me?
Daryl: Brad, don't you ever die on me! Ever.
Brad: O.K. I won't.

Mark Cohen: You know, there are times when we're dirt broke, hungry and freezing and I ask myself "why the hell am I still living here?" and then they call, and I remember.

Mark: To days of inspiration, playing hookey makin' something out of nothing, the need to express, to communicate. To going against the grain, going insane, going mad!

Mark: Hey Collins, don't get your ass kicked this time!

Mark Cohen: Where'd you learn to tango?
Joanne Jefferson: With the French ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you?
Mark Cohen: With Nanet Himilfarbe, the rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center.

Mark: I sold my soul.

Roger: The filmmaker cannot see.
Mark: And the songwriter cannot hear.
Roger: Yet I see Mimi everywhere.
Mark: Angel's voice is in my ear.