Quotes from Alice Lowe movies and TV shows

Carol: What's going on?
Chris: I'm just admiring your artwork, Carol. It's fantastic.
Carol: I don't want anyone in my room.
Tina: Chris was just saying how talented he thinks you are.
Carol: It's my private sanctum. I don't want anybody looking.
Tina: Well, no-one's looking in your sanctum, Mum.

Tina: Dear Mum, I'm not coming home. Yorkshire is lovely. Not like you said at all. They can smile and they do sell my pasta sauce. The caravan bed is quite short, but Chris is a sensitive lover. Hope you can be happy for me. Love, Tina.

Carol: You didn't let him see you do number twos, did you Tina?
Tina: Never.
Carol: Mystery, Tina, is a woman's sanctuary.