Quotes from Adam West movies and TV shows

Batman: Confound it, the batteries are dead.

Batman: Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Vice Admiral Fangschliester: ...to some chap named P.N. Guin.
Batman: P.N. Guin.
Robin: Penguin.

Batman: Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished.

Batman: The Riddler is loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums.

Robin: Are you sure you didn't hurt your head in that fight, Batman?
Batman: I'm sure. Here, swallow this pill.
Robin: Thanks.

Robin: When you think, Batman, with those four supercrooks hangin' around, it's amazing somebody hasn't already reported this place to the police.
Batman: It's a low neighborhood, full of rumpots. They're used to curious sights, which they attribute to alcoholic delusions.
Robin: Gosh, drink is sure a filthy thing, isn't it? I'd rather be dead than unable to trust my own eyes.

Batman: Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.