Quotes from Adam Baldwin movies and TV shows

Objects in Space - S1-E10

Jayne: I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking.
Inara: Nobody likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.

Our Mrs. Reynolds - S1-E3

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: I don't know, I passed out.

Serenity (1) - S1-E11

Mal: Now I gotta know how close the Alliance is. Exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: [Unsheathes a big knife.] He was non-specific as to how.
Mal: [Mutters to Jayne.] Now you only gotta scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary.

Jon Sandys ★

War Stories - S1-E9

Mal: I know it's a difficult mission, but you and I...have to get it on.
Zoe: I understand. We have no choice. Take me sir, take me hard.
Jayne: Now something about that is just downright unsettling.
[Mal and Zoe awkwardly lean in towards a kiss].
Wash: [dragging Zoe away] We'll be in our bunk.

Jon Sandys ★

Clifford Peache: What does your dad do?
Ricky Linderman: He watches T.V.

Ricky Linderman: He was only 9. I practically raised him since he was 2. Drive you crazy! Tell him to sit down, he'd stand up. Tell him do his homework, he'd read a comic book. Couldn't eat food without spitting it at you. A real shoplifter too. Go through a store, half of it'd wind up in his pocket. He was a good kid. A real handful, though. Poor little guy... poor little guy.

Lawrence Isabella: I've heard a lot about you.
Joey Rosselini: Yeah? Good things, I hope.

Badawi: You'll die with me.
Mike Rogo: Not today.

Kaylee: Going on a year now and ain't nothing twixt my nethers that ain't been run on batteries.
Mal: Oh, God, I can't know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

Jayne: She is starting to damage my calm.

Jayne: We're going to explode? I don't wanna explode.

Mal: You wanna run this ship?
Jayne: Yes!
Mal: Well...you can't.

Jayne Cobb: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

Superman: The Antarctic camouflages Kryptonian crystal tech far better than cacti, but next time you catch a chill, give me a holler. I'll warm you.
Lois Lane: You wouldn't use your heat vision on me, would you, Superman?
Superman: No, just the x-ray.
Lois Lane: You're bad.