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Mr. Capadino: I want HER! The one who hit the ball.
Dottie: She's good, She's real good. She just didn't pitch today because she pitched yesterday.

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Kid: Mr. Dugan, can you sign my baseball card? Whoa... avoid the clap, signed Jimmy Dugan.
Jimmy: That's good advice!

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Ira: Jimmy, if I were to give you a raise do you think you can show a little more interest?
Jimmy: Well I could certainly use the money.

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Jimmy: Ballplayers! I've got girls.

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