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Nez: Whoa. Hey. The bitch stick? Are you kidding me?
Brumley: What, I'm just trying to make the shot.
Nez: Okay. Not with this you're not. Okay, Brum, have your balls dropped?
Brum: Yeah.
Nez: Yeah? Okay, now play like you got some fucking semen in your sack, Brum.
Brum: Okay.
Nez: Okay? All right.

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Finn: I mean, school hasn't even started yet, and, guys, correct me if I'm wrong, but you are the official front runner for the Freshman Numb-Nut of the Year award, right, guys?

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Ty Plumber: I thought his name was Billy Autrey.
Finn: Oh, it was, until we changed it to the most country bumpkin name we could come up with...Beuter Perkins.

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