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Stupidity: Lula has hidden her lockpick inside her nose, even though she's not out of better spaces for it. After all, she has hidden an entire extra arm, hand, and fingers. (01:08:09 - 01:08:33)

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Stupidity: It took Leroy and Charlie too long (16 seconds) to realise the real J. Daniel Atlas is in their apartment, and he's not a hologram. It would take a microsecond for an ordinary human. (We, the viewers, knew immediately.) (00:10:48)

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Stupidity: A young Jack Sparrow outwits Salazar by tricking him into the Devil's Triangle. Jack uses a bootleg turn to dodge the same fate. However, the film shows Jack's ship within the striking range of Salazar's ship. Salazar could have used a cannonade to both destroy Jack and turn his ship to the starboard side, avoiding the Devil's Triangle. In fact, despite being a naval genius, Salazar did little to escape doom. (01:06:12)

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Stupidity: With the threat of strangulating Jess, Garriga coerces a false confession from Nicky about the complicity of Jess. Garriga then laughs, calls Nicky out on it, and points out the confession's deficiencies. The film treats the whole scene as an astute reveal à la Sherlock Holmes! Nobody notices, let alone points out, that a coerced confession is worthless. In reality, Garriga would feel very stupid because he almost murdered someone. For the same reason, Jess must feel very angry.

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