Brian Katcher

Mr. Monk and the Three Pies - S2-E11

Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Van Rankin, we'd like to search your pie.
Van Rankin: What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Please don't make me say that again.

Brian Katcher

Mr. Monk and the Three Pies - S2-E11

Captain Stottlemeyer: I like to have more than 'lack of pie' when I go to a grand jury.

Brian Katcher

Let It Snow - S5-E11

Mac Robinson: Hey Dan, did you burn my assembly instructions?
Dan Fielding: What's the big deal? You stick tab A into slot B. Who can't do that?
Prostitute: You'd be surprised.

Brian Katcher

The Doomsday Option - S1-E5

God: Crowley was in Hell's bad books. Not that Hell has any other kind.

Brian Katcher

In The Beginning - S1-E1

Crowley: Ciao [leaves].
Ligur: What's that mean, 'Ciao'?
Hastur: It's Italian. I think it means 'food.'

Brian Katcher

The Very Last Day Of The Rest Of Their Lives - S1-E6

Pepper: I believe in peace, bitch!

Brian Katcher

Saturday Morning Funtime - S1-E4

Aziraphale: [After accidentally disincorporating himself] Fuck!

Brian Katcher

The Doomsday Option - S1-E5

Hastur: [After slaughtering a room full of telemarketers] I needed that.

Brian Katcher

The Book - S1-E2

Death: Don't think of it as dying. Just think of it leaving early to avoid the rush.

Brian Katcher

The Very Last Day Of The Rest Of Their Lives - S1-E6

Gabriel: Don't talk to me about the greater good, Sunshine. I'm the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.

Brian Katcher