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Engineer: Take it like a man, shorty.

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Bug: Spy: A very rare glitch, but happens is that a disguised Spy will appear with a decapitated character model.

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Bug: Spy: If leaving the current disguise in third person view, the hat and or misc items of the player that Spy is disguised as will appear on the Spy for a brief moment.

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Bug: Spy: Sometimes, a Spy disguised as a Scout that is holding the Scattergun will show the Scattergun with the handle of the Spy’s revolver instead. A similar glitch happens with the Shortstop.

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Bug: Spy: In a rare occasion, there is a glitch where when a spy is disguised as an Engineer, the enemy will see the disguised spy still holding a Spy weapon. Like seeing an Engineer holding the Ambassador pistol.

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Bug: Spy: Sometimes a disguised spy will appear to have invisible or transparent weapons when seen by the enemy team. This also includes worn weapons like the Boot Legger or Gunboats.

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Medic: Oops! Zat wasn't medicine.

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The Administrator Helen: Don't all die at once.

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Heavy: What sick man sends babies to fight?

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Bug: For the longest time, since they came out with taunting in the game, there has been a glitch where you can move while taunting. A player runs at a ledge and taunts right before they reach the edge. From the player's perspective, the view would switch to third person as it usually does while taunting, but only for a split second before snapping back to first person as the player goes over the edge and they can move unrestricted. And any dialog the character would say while taunting would be cut off. But to any other players watching, it would appear the player's model would continue the taunting animation, but drop off the ledge and be sliding around while taunting. This lead to an exploit as well involving the High Five Taunt that could be held indefinitely, and would throw off the player model's hit box and making it difficult to hit, especially troublesome for snipers. (This glitch has been fixed now as of the update of May 19th, 2014, preparing for the new taunts to be added to prevent exploiting).

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Bug: Sometimes when a player wearing an Unusual hat leaves the server, the effect of the Unusual will stay hovering in the air where they last were and will stay there until the server resets. It will only be visible to some players though. For example, a player has on an Unusual hat with the Orbiting Planets effect. They leave the server and another player goes to the spot where they last were and can see just random miniature planets circling around in a spot levitating above the ground at about eye level.

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Bug: Mann Vs Machine/Mannhattan: This is a rare glitch, but sometimes a Samurai Demo will get stuck in the Robot spawn zone at the top where there is a ramp. His feet will be stuck in the down ramp and he will be completely unable to move or be moved. This presents a huge problem as while in the spawn zone, all robots are invulnerable and he will appear to be in a consent state of Ubercharge. The Samurai Demos are enemies that must be destroyed before progression, so one getting stuck means you must reset the wave or the match, as you will be forever stuck otherwise.

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Bug: Hell Tower: After a match victory by either team and the teams are sent to hell, if a Explosive Pumpkins spell is used too close to the edge of the lava, sometimes a pumpkin will be suspended party in the air over the edge of the rocks and will look like it is stuck to the side.

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Bug: Mann Vs. Machine: Often times if a player is too close to the explosion that happens when the wave is failed (meaning the robots pushed through and dropped the bomb), a player will die and the explosion will cause their ragdoll to get stuck in the ground, usually with just the head or torso protruding up from the ground. This can occasionally happen from other deaths in the MvM matches.

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Sniper: Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!

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[After entering a Halloween server.]
Heavy: Ooophf. Heavy feel funny.

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Demoman: Luckily I already don't remember you.

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Scout: The freakin' Heavy's a Spy!

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Engineer: How'd that plan work out for ya, dummy?

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Sniper: It's like Christmas morning.

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