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Deadpool: I was not expecting to see you here. I thought you were, you know, retired.
Blade: Retarded?
Deadpool: Retired. I'm already in the Void. I'm not trying to get canceled again.
Blade: I don't like you.
Deadpool: You never did.

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Happy Hogan: Avengers are a very unique group of super heroes. People look up to us. Kids look up to us.
Deadpool: Sorry, us? I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger.
Happy Hogan: Avengers adjacent, technically.
Deadpool: Oh, what's your superpower, is it parallel parking?

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Deadpool: Logan, I'm gonna need you to come with me.
Short Wolverine: Who's asking?
Deadpool: Well, look at this little Hairy Lou Retton. Did you stick the landing, little guy? Yes, you did, comic-accurate short king. Such a cute wittle Wolvie!

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Deadpool: Where'd you get that little beauty?
Elektra: That's the Punisher's AT4.
Deadpool: Which Punisher? There's been like five of them.
Blade: There's only been one Blade. There's only ever gonna be one Blade.
[Deadpool looks to camera].

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Deadpool: Oh, my god, he's gonna say it!
Wolverine: Say what?
Deadpool: Avengers, assem...
Johnny Storm: Flame on!
Deadpool: Sorry, what now?

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