Stan Helsing (2009)

Trivia: Mason is portrayed by actor Ken Kirzinger who played Jason Voorhees in 2003's Freddy vs. Jason. Mason is a parodied version of Jason.

Teddy: Man, this whole town is dead.
Mia: Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.
Nadine: You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.

Fweddy: Can you say "bitch slap"?

Nadine: I can't believe I ever went out with you.
Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life.
Nadine: It was two weeks.
Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.