Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
Directed by: Paul Weitz
Starring: John C. Reilly, Salma Hayek, Josh Hutcherson, Chris Massoglia, Jessica Carlson
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller
Mr. Shan: College! Job! Family! And one day, if you're really lucky, you'll be standing here yelling at a teenager of your own.
Steve: If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait. My bad. That's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.
Murlaugh: What? Let the juicy one go?
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