Mighty Aphrodite

Greek Chorus Leader: Don't go any further. I know what you're thinking, Lenny, and forget it!
Lenny Weinrib: I can't forget it; the thought's been put in my head.
Chorus: Oh, cursed fate; certain thoughts are better left unthunk.

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Lenny Weinrib: Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.

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Linda Ash: I feel like I owe you a great fuck.

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Question: How come Lenny never told Linda that he and his wife are Max's adoptive parents?