The Nativity Story

Revealing mistake: Jesus is born without an umbilical cord.

Elizabeth: Are you frightened?
Mary: Yes. A husband has been chosen for me. The law says I must remain pure for a year. How is he to believe this?
Elizabeth: Stay with us, then. We will pray for guidance.
Mary: Elizabeth, why is it me God has asked? I am nothing.
Elizabeth: Oh, child.

Mary: You believe me?
Joseph: Yes, the angel came to me in my dream.

Gaspar: You forgot the map.

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