Clean and Sober

Craig: You know what the addict's least favorite word is? No. Ask me if you can use my phone Daryl.
Craig: Say Craig, may I use the phone?
Craig: No.

Darryl: Thank you. And thanks for my chip. And thanks for not smoking.

Darryl: What is it with you guys and food?
Richard: Addicts are compulsive.

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