Repossessed

Nancy: You're praying to a God you've never even seen before.
Father Luke Brophy: I don't need to see him, for the bible says that God created man in his own image.
Nancy: Oh yeah? Then how do you explain Pee Wee Herman?

Nerd Student: Father Mayii?
Jebedaiah Mayii: Yes?
Nerd Student: Have you adhered strictly to your vow of celibacy?
Jebedaiah Mayii: Yes, I have.
Nerd Student: Me too.
Jebedaiah Mayii: I'm not surprised. Mine was by choice.

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