Donnie Shulzhoffer: Hey, you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here?
Judge Walter Burns: Hi. What's wrong?
Joanne Burns: Uh, Walter, get out. This is private.
Judge Walter Burns: I'm entitled to know what's going on under this roof. After all, I am the father of this child...
Joanne Burns: Walter, if you don't leave, I *swear*...I'll tell you.
Judge Walter Burns: [pause.] Right. [leaves.].
'Skank' Marden: I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.