Mystery, Alaska
Movie Quote Quiz

Judge Walter Burns: Hi. What's wrong?
Joanne Burns: Uh, Walter, get out. This is private.
Judge Walter Burns: I'm entitled to know what's going on under this roof. After all, I am the father of this child...
Joanne Burns: Walter, if you don't leave, I *swear*...I'll tell you.
Judge Walter Burns: [pause.] Right. [leaves.].

Donnie Shulzhoffer: Hey, you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here?

'Skank' Marden: I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.

Reporter: Did you see your daddy out there?
Joey Biebe: I have a toy pony, he takes big shits.

Stevie Weeks: I'm a premature ejaculator.

Donnie Shulzhoffer: This is hockey, OK? It's not rocket surgery.

Continuity mistake: At the end of the movie, when the Mystery team are consoling each other at the end of the game, the keeper is in the net, after he had been pulled and then stayed off when Mystery tried to score the equaliser.

More mistakes in Mystery, Alaska
More movie quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.