Santa's Slay

Santa Claus: Looks like Grandpa got run over by a reindeer.

Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: Wicked, your grandfather's an angel. Told you he'd look after you.
Nicholas Yuleson: I swear i'll never take the lord's name in vain again.
Grandpa: You're forgiven Nicholas.

Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: You hit like a girl.
Nicholas Yuleson: You kiss like a guy.

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