The Legend of Barney Thomson

Trivia: Although Emma Thompson plays Robert Carlyle's mother, she is only two years older than Carlyle in real life.


Wullie: You look like a haunted tree.

Barney: I'm 50 yrs old, got nothing to show for it. Live in this shitey flat/ not had a ride since Shakin Stephens had a number one, a mother who sticks her claws in like an old buzzard. A man by rights should live to reach his full potential and have a kick at the ball.


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