Possessed Radio: Don't even fuck with commodities. They're just gonna get you in trouble.
Victor: Well, uh - I'd like you to, uh, tie me to the bed and ride me, but uh, well you have to blindfold me first.
Rachael: Ooh, that sounds kinky.
Victor: But for a thousand bucks it's doable, right?
Professor Dayton: If I could create the perfect woman, I'd make sure there was an on/off switch in there somewhere.
Leon: Is there a problem? Hey, HEY! I said is there a fuckin' problem?
Jerry: No... what.
Leon: Yeah, you damn right there ain't no fuckin' problem! Yeah... hey man, hey - listen... you looking for some companionship, huh? I can set you up, I see 'ya lookin' man.
