Creepshow III

Possessed Radio: Don't even fuck with commodities. They're just gonna get you in trouble.

Victor: Well, uh - I'd like you to, uh, tie me to the bed and ride me, but uh, well you have to blindfold me first.
Rachael: Ooh, that sounds kinky.
Victor: But for a thousand bucks it's doable, right?

Professor Dayton: If I could create the perfect woman, I'd make sure there was an on/off switch in there somewhere.

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